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oh, there's so many from the march/april 2006 tour diary of andy's:


"Richard is driving. That is a rare event, but he is so damn cute when he drives. He kind of leans over the wheel like an old man and uses two hands."


"Here is a note to anyone who may be renting a Dodge Caravan and driving all night to make it to Austin for a show: THE DOORS LOCK AUTOMATICALLY."


"We drank red wine all freaking night. Its important that you understand that when I tell you this: Our set ended with Richard punching Tyler onstage. Like with a running start. We have video."


"The hot topic all day has been a possible crabs/scabies outbreak."


"For some reason, I always knock my knees together and open my mouth when I lose my strap. Not sexy."


"Hey this is New Jersey, right? Fuck you!"


"The band member mumbled a couple of non-sequitor, haiku-like observations and stared at the midtown Manhattan skyline."


"For those who dont have time for prose, here is my incident report:
Cost of chicken quesadilla: free
Cost of two bottles Kaopectate: $11
Cost of diner food for three: $34
Cost of hotel room 34 miles away: $60 plus tax
Cost of limousine to Motel 6: $100
Total: $200
Or:
Cost of chicken quesadilla: $200"


"People dont do this kind of shit in Indiana."


"Tyler and I figured it out: Every day, there has to be at least one disaster."


"The last show of the South tour was last night in San Diego. The tour ended with about ten of us putting on pink South panties and running around on stage during their last song, a cover of New Orders Bizarre Love Triangle. I think they were fairly surprised. Unfortunately, the only size they had left for all of us was small. Im not saying we needed huge undies, but I am saying these are way too tight for anyone but a 12-year-old English girl. Im still wearing them, oddly."


"If I eat Subway or Taco Bell ever again, I will off myself in public. I like vegetables, you know; I like tofu and sushi. Ive got mustard all over my pants. My hair hurts."